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Blogs > ken20101963 > Ken20101963

G'day  

ken20101963 60M
36 posts
3/18/2007 2:33 am

Last Read:
3/21/2007 10:25 pm
G'day

Hi,
How are we all going today?
Hope you are fine.
Back at work tomorrow.
But two weeks off in two weeks. Ahh rest.

Anyway, have a look at this.

This is a classic it will make u laugh

'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'

Brief Pause.

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it Daddy.'

'And what happened honey?' he asked.

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

***Long Pause***






***Longer Pause***





***Even Longer Pause***





Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? .
Is this
486-5731?'


DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY.

curioustolust 63M/66F

3/18/2007 4:23 am

 we enjoyed this. if this ever happens to me[her] i hope i get the same results. very good thank you!!


rm_cheeky4u2u 58F
Ask me for a photo

3/20/2007 4:26 am

 Good One, I got a laught and havin a laught is the best way to keep going.


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